J Mascis Buys Sensible Vehicle, Almost Breaks Internet

PUNKS NOT DEAD, BUT IS DOES HAVE A HANDICAPPED PARKING PASS NOW

Dinosaur Jr. frontman, J. Masics spent the weekend in NorthHampton, MA browsing for a sensible vehicle to drive his family around in. Dressed in his signature clear and red glasses, amazing purple vans, Teen Idles tshirt and eyeball hat Mascis inks the deal on the contract. Out of the corner of his eye he sees the salesman back the new VW Golf into a handicapped parking space, poses for a photo and is on his way. Little did he know, INTERNET BROKEN.

The tweets and Facebook shares began, shared over 600 times in 24 hours. The comments range from frantic indie fans sharing with their friends and an occasional laugh to the brilliant "A VW Golf is much too small to carry 6 Marshall full stacks. I don't know what he was thinking" from Tyler Zachow.

In a world where Donald Trump exists as an ACTUAL presidential candidate and posts racist remark after racist remark, I needed this. And I am sure you did too. So blast my favorite Dino Jr. album "You're Living All Over Me" and have a great weekend!