I cant praise this film up enough. It stands up against Rambo or anything the like. No need for all the normal things that make a complete film to get in the way here. No character development , not much dialogue, just B-rrrrrrrrrrr-atttttttt. Machine guns!
The plot hits a little too close to home. Stereotypical terrorists invade the USA and kill some Cubans along the way. No explanation needed. Scene after scene of terrorists attacking Americans while they are playing baseball, during Christmas, at church, you know? Doing shit Ameicans do!! Stay tuned for the bazookas!
Chuck Norris is there to keep them under control though. Norris is utterly emotionless, and unfazed by being absurdly outnumbered by the terrorists, or anything they do. He never looks worried, concerned, hassled or even out of breath. At one point he drives his Chevy straight towards a dozen terrorists firing bazookas (did I mention the bazookas?)
Norris kicks the bad guy through a plate glass window with his own bazooka. The end. BAZOOOOOOKAS!
Like a true heterosexual male, Norris completely ignores the only chick in the film and focuses more on his one liners. There's about four.
The plot hits a little too close to home. Stereotypical terrorists invade the USA and kill some Cubans along the way. No explanation needed. Scene after scene of terrorists attacking Americans while they are playing baseball, during Christmas, at church, you know? Doing shit Ameicans do!! Stay tuned for the bazookas!
Chuck Norris is there to keep them under control though. Norris is utterly emotionless, and unfazed by being absurdly outnumbered by the terrorists, or anything they do. He never looks worried, concerned, hassled or even out of breath. At one point he drives his Chevy straight towards a dozen terrorists firing bazookas (did I mention the bazookas?)
Norris kicks the bad guy through a plate glass window with his own bazooka. The end. BAZOOOOOOKAS!
Like a true heterosexual male, Norris completely ignores the only chick in the film and focuses more on his one liners. There's about four.
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